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submitted 9 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 33 points 9 months ago

And soon memory issues as well.

I got 99 problems but Meta's Threads ain't one of those.

[–] demesisx 25 points 9 months ago

Threads used to bewilder me until I started using Haskell. Holy shit that felt like magic, turning an app parallel with two lines of code.

Now, I just have to worry about memory limits….

[–] Starayo@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is a funny joke, but Yoda speaks in a consistent OSV as opposed to SVO used in English. 🤓

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or Yoda is a Forth programmer.

[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Ahh, good ole stack managing.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

IT IS MELTING
STOP POSTING
PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY