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Wait hang on wait wait wait you're telling me the market won't solve the climate apocalypse?
Carbon trading market is not free enough - hindered by regulations. That's clearly the problem. Deregulate carbon trading and the market will fix itself.
Another problem is accountability. Put it on the blockchain and guarantee it with ironclad smart contracts (further backed up by NFTs of old growth forest images) and I've exhausted the number of crypto references I can put in one sentence.
you can use multiple slurp juices on a single crypto riff
But what you don't understand is that you can use multiple slurp juices per tree to maximize your splonking
All my climate credits gone. This just melted please help.
Gee who would have thought the cryptocurrency of climate change mitigation wouldn’t work
Welcome to The Cassandra Network, where you won't believe how many times we told you so!
Capitalism trying to capitalism it's way out of a capitalism caused catastrophy. Classic.
"Okay guys Capitalism is exploitative and destroys the planet for greed, we need it to NOT do certain stuff."
"Here I made this Capitalist system called 'Carbon Credits' that will solve it."
"Whaaat this Capitalist system is becoming exploitative and destroying the planet for greed?????"
Lol I had no idea the messed up one became its own emoji
Who did they lose billions to? Maybe a leftist shorted this doomed to fail model and is about to buy a communism?
Engles is back baby!
Them: The free market can solve climate change!
The market:
i cannot imagine a better person for this to happen to