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A running haiku (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz to c/running@lemmy.world
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I have been running for a few years, but today I had an interesting first experience while out on the road. Here's a little haiku I cooked up while returning home.

I run far and hard

Today I had a new first

Never trust the fart

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[–] Will8250@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Was it a whisper?

Perhaps 'twas not heard, but seen.

Hope the shorts made it.

[–] DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It was a loud one Felt the betrayal at once Leakage there was not

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Plot twist: the fart took his lunch money

[–] DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

It definitely left me with a slightly bruised dignity