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[MIGRATED TO DIFFERENT INSTANCE CHECK PIN POST] Balatro

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"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?" (lemmy.likes.cat)
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[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

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[–] dodeca@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

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[–] s1ndr0m3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Resistance is useless!

[–] Starb3an@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.

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[–] ignism@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You think that's air you're breathing?

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.

[–] Nightsoul@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination

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[–] Foni@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

This is my favorite store in the citadel

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

These words are accepted

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[–] Yprum@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good news everyone!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!

[–] BeN9o@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Keep it secret, keep it safe!

[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

D-did... he just suplex that train?!?

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

i use arch btw

[–] ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dammit Jim!

[–] diaphanous@feddit.org 12 points 1 year ago

That's rough, buddy.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"What if you miss?"

"I won't."

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[–] TIN@feddit.uk 10 points 1 year ago

Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!

[–] Yprum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll be in my bunk

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[–] Capitao_Duarte@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 1 year ago

Griffith!!

[–] K4mpfie@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.

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[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can I get a rock and stone?

[–] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

We're Rich!!

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Mushroom

[–] Thicc_Jamez@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Thank god fish aren't into cash.

[–] ApollosArrow@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?

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[–] xpk3@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am that guy

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Great scene. Amos gets his hands dirty so his friends don't have to. Amazing character

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[–] a_baby_duck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.

[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Give dactyl

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.

[–] eunieisthebus@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago

*sigh* Bapenada?

[–] crowbar@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

No luck catching them swans then?

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

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[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.

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[–] Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

[–] improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You hear about Pluto?

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[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Machine, turn back now

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[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Get up.

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