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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 101 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

me: "huh this is a surprisingly good AI image"
sees next news article down is his actual McDonalds PR stunt
"....yep, still hate this timeline"

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 42 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Feel sorry for that low wage worker who had to stand so close to him.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Probably thinking about the smell and how he's got to figure out how to get that Trump smell out of the grease in his clothes.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

yeah he's gonna have to look for a new job now after the health inspector shuts the location down due to fecal contamination

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

He probably going quit anyway. Hell maybe write and a book get famous. Title it:"The Time I Stood By a President."

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

"I don't get paid enough to deal with this (literal) shit!"

[–] Preciseid@lemmy.world 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"After Mr. Trump finished watching employees work for the day, he hung his apron up like he was asked to do. But then Mr. Trump helped himself to two fistfuls of cash from the register. When a manager confronted him on the way out, Mr. Trump loudly proclaimed 'The lunatics from the border - and let me tell you Comrade Kamala is all about just letting these people into the country, millions of them it's just the worst, she's the worst VP in all of history - anyway, what I was saying is that the asylums, they pour into this country and we have to get our border under control. They took this money. You need to ask the Lunatic Left why they allow this. But just for your trouble, I'll donate $5 to you'.

The manager, apparently stunned by this statement, innocently held out his hand to receive the money. Mr. Trump dug into his pocket and pulled out a middle finger and showed it to the manager while laughing. During Mr. Trump's act of removing his hand quickly from his pocket, at least 10 stolen french fries were reported to be shot out from his pocket and what potentially appeared to be a chicken nugget of some kind. The origin of the nugget is not known, and this may or not be McDonald's brand chicken, and if it isn't, Mr. Trump may allegedly have been carrying at least one known chicken nugget in his pants pocket before entering the McDonald's establishment. It has been repoted that the manager never received the money, and a spokesperson for Mr. Trump has not responded for comment."

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thankfully Mr. Trump has tiny hands, so he was most likely only able to get away with less than $100.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You mean he may have grabbed ten fries.

[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 58 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago

Would you like an apple pie with that?

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hit me right in the memba berries

[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 7 points 8 months ago

It was a better time.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago

Parents order a happy meal.

Trump passes it through the window while incoherently ranting about Kamala

Child: “Dad, why does my Happy Meal smell like poopy diaper?”

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s still strikes me as extremely bizarre how tiny his hands are.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 28 points 8 months ago

he wouldn't last 10 minutes in an actual shift in an actual mcjob

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

"you mean poor people make my burgers?!?"

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago
[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 17 points 8 months ago

Hamberder helper

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 months ago

HEY DONNY!!!! .... we need eight cheese burgers right now!

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 8 months ago

You forgot my McCovfefe! And why is there a bite in my Hamberder? I need a manager up in this bitch right now!!

[–] raker@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Orange Fries Limited Edition

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

So many captions…