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[–] teft@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

I knew a guy who could put damn near a tbsp on a key. He was never allowed to get his own bumps.

Of sugar. Obviously I’m talking about sugar.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Didn't knew a "key bump" was a thing.

[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I kept thinking "bump key" which is a tool for bypassing locks

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, it unlocks your ability to talk nonstop for hours on end all night, and then have a huge poop the next day.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You also have to chain smoke every single last cigarette in existence.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I have to have like 2 packs on me. And if someone starts bumming i start to have an anxiety attack and I’ll be like “LOL dude we are not gonna make it through the night!”

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Makes a "serviceable" scoop and reduces the amount of paraphernalia on your person.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In places where cocaine is more pure it’s a thing. A small amount will get you zooted so there really isn’t a reason to do lines.

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

People at festivals do it all the time, ain't got no time to lay lines

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago

Watch Die Hard.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The kids are gonna like me more, since I'm giving them bumps inside Parliaments, so they can also have a smoke with their coke. It's basically the same as giving out full-size candy bars. 😌

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wow. I thought a cocaine key was like short for kilo. Which I guess is an insane amount.

I never thought about putting the cocaine in the line etched into a key.

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

a kilo of cocaine would probably run ya like 50k depending on where you are lol

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hopefully these aren't the keys to the house.

[–] brossman 7 points 11 months ago

deviant ollam is salivating rn

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

They're keys to the house. It's a white room, with black curtains.

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

[–] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it the key to The Doors?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

There are many ways in.
Fewer ways out.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago