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And since this meme comes from Reddit, I made 100% certain (adjustment for inside the USA: 120%) to not research it in the slightest, just putting out here all confidently-like without a care in the world for anything other than how it makes us feel.

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[–] m_f@midwest.social 36 points 1 year ago
[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many raccoons in trenchoats old is that?

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I asked and according to the Raccoons: 🎂🍌.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds about right. You speak Raccoonese? I’ve always been interested in learning, but it’s not in Duolingo yet.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 1 year ago

Let the Truthiness guide you: become your inner Raccoon.

The hard part is that no matter what you ask them, they will answer with some variety of food.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And I'm out here living in a town that's over a thousand years old. And it's not even a rare thing.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically there are some places in the USA that are that old or even older - but like the Grand Canyon, so representing natural formations or belonging to indigenous peoples rather than towns made by the conquerors.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Misuse of mate, disqualified.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 2 points 11 months ago

The shitty small village I used to live in as a kid/teenager has like 300 people and is older than the USA by some 400 years.

[–] Blaze@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The USA is 248 years old, but our presence on the continent is much older.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perhaps it somewhat depends on who you mean by "our":-)

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[–] JupiterRowland@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Knud Puppetsen, is that you on the picture?

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 1 year ago

I thought I was clear: I'm John Tyler's grandson! (/s:-P)

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like the implications that 90 year old people can still have children

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 1 year ago

That's simply the American hard work ethic - if you aren't having children at 90, then you aren't working hard enough!? 😜 (And then what, presumably they are raised by... older children? 😁)

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Real countries have been around for what 1000 years.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 1 year ago

I mean... some of 'em. And if they have oil, well then the USA will say...

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