Programmer Humor

I usually code in Language or Script

Javascript is basically like Java but with some scripts in it

C+

I highly doubt anyone would guess ANSI C is what I'm talking about if I referred to it as C+

It's just C++ without templates. So whatever element you want to put into std::list, it must virtually inherit std::list::value_type. And of course there will be a macro-based list monstrosity inside Boost.

my main language is script java

c+=0.5

Language

I have job for you “language” programmers.

Requirements; -minimum 8 years of experiences Etc…

Holy-C used to be called C+, I think.

And C‡ is once again not included. For shame.

And then, comes ScriptJava

What kind of programming language is language?

lol it’s like c++ but we removed friend classes and other bullshit no one uses lol

To be fair, compiling C code with a C++ compiler gets you all the warnings from C++'s strong-typing rules. That's a big bonus for me, even if it only highlights the areas of your C that are likely to become a maintenance hazard - all those void* casts want some documentation about what assumptions make them safe. Clang will compile variable-length arrays in C++, so you might want to switch off that warning since you've probably intended it. Just means that you can't use designated initialisers, since C++ uses constructors for that and there's no C equivalent. I'd be happy describing code that compiles in either situation as "C+".

Also stops anyone using auto, constexpr or nullptr as variable names, which will help if you want to copy-paste some well-tested code into a different project later.

Thats just HolyC before it became holy

Ah yes, I too, program in the Language programming language

Signed C

Becerdik Patrick! Ülkemizi kurtardık!

Didnt knew Arduino is a programming language now.

Go

last time i checked turkey had erdogans brother in law ruining the countries finances, his wife take a midget mistaken for a child to kiss on the head and their foreign minister call the foreign minister of my country a dog and arresting a human rights activist stautner.

i think it is safe to say turkey ist a really really stupid country. or to be more precise: the people living in turkey must be stupid as they not omly shit on their minorities (e.g. kurds) like normal nazis but constantly also on their own people as anyone can see from how they dont even help the victims of the last earthquake in the east.