Avoid talking to them!

They might make sense, and we haven't finished indoctrinating you!

They call me godless when they use Comic Sans top to bottom.

witnessing techniques

I'm not even gonna ask.

I love tricking people into neglecting god's word.

Avoid talking to them

Yes please

You cannot attempt to battle an atheist unless you're a level 10 Christian with at least a max level crucifix.

I remember two adults acting as aegis for their child. The kid approached my door, handed me a flyer and asked me to come to his Jesus party. The parents were smiling hopefully. I have no idea what Jesus party even meant.

I kneeled and said flatly "There's no such thing as Jesus. Your parents and your pastor are lying to you."

They were HORRIFIED, the parents rushed up my stoop, the father literally grabbed the kid under his arm like a football and they fled.

Am I an asshole? No. That child needed to know he's being deceived.

I have become a megatheist. I buy into all the gods.

Why are they always so sad, or why are they so sad when there are evangelical christians around? Because I think it's the latter.

This is a bit more insidious than it appears- because it's asking kids to rat out atheists to religious officials.

There are absolutely areas in the US where being discovered as an atheist will ruin your life.

I was WAY more grumpy as a believer. Whoever wrote this probably pisses off all the atheists around them because they don't know how to treat them.

ADVANCED WITNESS ME!

What a self-tell.

"Everyone that I am aware of being member of a group, is like that."

Mhm I wonder how you know that they are and why they are in a mood like that.

Turns out, the Bible is wrong. The truth will not set you free. The truth makes you into a grumpy goat.

Grumpy and bitter? You are the fucktards constantly trying to spoil all the fun!

Oh shit. Atheist fursona.

I don't believe in a higher power. That's why I'm so fucking grumpy. It's certainly not because we can't have healthcare. It's not because of a genocide. It's not because workers are exploited. Not because our planet is destroyed. No, it's all because I don't believe in a cloud man.

If I remember correctly this is from a site it gave fursona to other groups they didn't like including Jewish, and Islamic folks. It was an educational site directed to children

"Witness techniques ". = Regurgitating religious propaganda and "gotchas"

Oh yes, i really should be handled by an adult.

I am immensely more fulfilled and content now than when I thought there was a wizard in the sky who reads my mind and judges me

Yeah, I'm a grumpy atheist. Guess what, I was an even grumpier theist.

I bet Mr. Gruff (and while I'm at it, Baphomet) has goat powers like being able to digest just about anything, and walk up slight inclined walls and cliffsides.

If you see someone who is grumpy and bitter rather than trying to witness to them (which doesn't work — we all force-fed Jesus the way we force feed geese) try bringing them cookies or inviting them to the community barbecue.

Mr. Guff sounds too much like McGruff, that talking dog narc that works for the FBI.

I wonder what they think of countries around the world, like Australia, where "non-relgious" is on the way to being the highest self-reported group (38.9%) beat out by Christianity (43.9%), in 2021.

You're not considered "weird" by having any religious belief, but you may find it hard to make friends outside your religion if you're deeply religious.

There's honestly some stigma against it. Which is well deserved.

Guaranteed this was put out by a very clever anti social atheist