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[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

rember to yell USA USA USA as loudly a you can

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

Beer guns and the Bible all the ingredients for Americas next great work place shooting new on fox who wants to be a mass shooter judges watch shooting and decided who did it best winner gets a trump pardon

[–] stardustsystem@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] roon@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Guns and ~~Roses~~ Potatoes

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

If the eisle number was 9/11 it would have been perfect

[–] Danc4498@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wear joggers, not sweatpants.

I went into a Kohls a few months back and wound up walking into the big and tall section. Either they were going through reorganizing or it was all sweatpants. No jeans, no slacks, nothing. Basically if you had a 45+" waist you were only allowed to wear sweatpants. I realized at that moment that shopping for clothes has to be really hard if you are bigger. I didn't even see shorts.

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Trackydacs??

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Where's the steak? I can't shop here if I have to search the entire god damn store for one god damn thing

[–] Beaphe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That's what the guns and potatoes are for.

[–] Matthew@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

One stop shop for a Saturday night.

[–] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

I recognize the colors and shape of wal-mart signage. Our most shameful store. The labels are shopped but you can for sure get all that stuff there.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

NO BURGER LITERALLY COMMUNISM 😡

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

You shall eat ze bugs

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll take everything but the beer and the Bibles, thanks.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll take the CryptoMuffin's beer.

I'd be glad to give it to ya!