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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 months ago

Let's play coin flip!

[–] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I like those odds

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Quickly move the switch while on track, then hope the paths willl be wide enough to stop the trolley.

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[–] telepresence@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

why would you wanna kill the programming language commitees.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wait, what does the middle track do?

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[–] sga@lemmings.world 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

my family is dying and i dont like it, atleast get me on the tracks with them, would not be able to live with the guilt anyway

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Am I also in range of the nuclear bomb, or am I safe? Unclear as the image doesn't specify if it is drawn to scale or not. Also which direction are the tracks currently pointing.

[–] fallowseed@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago

deepmind: tr0ll3y m4n r3f3rs t0....

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