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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 101 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Haha, useless plastic waste that only accelerates our demise.

[–] staticblanket@lemmy.ca 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Useless and toxic! Put 'em in your ice cubes!

[–] autokludge@programming.dev 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

macroplastics

[–] ccdfa@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

And this is what Americans hide in their galette des rois lmao

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 43 points 2 years ago

shit she's like something out of a 19th Century short story.. i imagine them living in a little cottage away from neighbors, so he's alone with her.. and the babies..

[–] arcrust@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 years ago

When I was in the navy I went to a barcade and decided to buy around 1000 little army men. I managed to hide about 200 of them and I still have buddies telling me they found another.

[–] June@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I hate flamingos. This is relevant because my partner saw this exact post and decided to buy 200 tiny silicone flamingos and have everyone at my birthday party this year hide them all around my house.

This was in March and I’m still finding them 😂

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Googly eyes are also great fun if you want revenge.

Nothing like pulling out a can of beans from the pantry and having it just goofy eyeballing you.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Thanks, you've reminded me that I've been meaning to buy some pink flamingo lawn ornaments for my mid-century house.

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jennifer's kinda sardistic lol

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is that when you abuse fish?

[–] cantsurf@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago

Sardomackerechism is the giving and receiving of pleasure involving the receipt or infliction of a hook in the mouth.

[–] tym@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Do you like fish dicks?

What about consent?

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this a thing people do? This is like the 3rd time I've heard about this today

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They're probably partly inspired by this guy.

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

These are for Mardi Gras king cakes, in case you're wondering the actual use.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Yes.