SpaceNoodle

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Bacon was awesome before the marketing campaign. Bacon was awesome during it, and bacon remains awesome to this day.

Sorry about all the shitty bacon you've been fed.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

On Teams? My photo is a black rectangle, and my video is a black rectangle, and my shared screen is a black rectangle - and that's assuming the app actually launches, logs on, and connects, not to mention actually notify the host that I'm waiting.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

BRB gonna prep a saffron enema

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

He's literally demented. In contrast, Biden can actually consistently form coherent sentences.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

The first optical mice absolutely sucked compared to trackballs.

Fortunately, that period did not last long.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 57 points 15 hours ago

Welcome to Gilead.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (5 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hence why everything "vibe-coded" is an even steamier pile of shit than most people think.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It's vintage, thank you

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You actually have to expend calories, too

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 92 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Your boyfriend can buy his own damn butthole soap

 

That is all.

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