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[–] Cynosure@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

We found the rockstar developer

[–] DonjonMaister@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago

I Imagine the merge conflict hell that these programmers have to go through...

[–] msage@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

I remember once project to have about 30 lines... then the decision was made to rebase before commit, and it cleared out.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

Just commit and merge everything together at the same time. What's the worst that coul happen, eh?

[–] freeearth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

So how it sounds?