Got the joke, but technically it's more like grandma.jpg with extreme compression, because ZIP is lossless and you could restore the grandma but with JPG the grandma is lost forever.

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Grandma.jar, because now she can be used in your next few cups of Java.

Used to be Grandma.iso before she got burnt.

[–] verbalbotanics@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, and I'm also not extracting grandma

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I will be .zip and I'll die on this hill

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yes, og gran is lost forever, but this version of her speaks less, keeps quiet when you're talking and it's far less racist.

[–] VulKendov@reddthat.com 19 points 2 years ago

Grandma.rip

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What a shitty compression algorithm. You can't get your original data back. It's not even just lossy since you lose everything you compress.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Here I can write a compression algorithm that's even better than this one:

fun compress(yourSht: String) = "69"

[–] electrorocket@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Nah, just add water.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

By this logic I can lay out the ashes and reconstruct grandma! BRB gonna go rebuild nanna

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

You have to split people into several library files if you want to be able to decompress them

Make grandma.r00 grandma.r01 grandma.r02 ...

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We're mostly water, so most of her is now literally in the sky.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Now unzip her...zombie grandma