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RULES:
I mean, i asked them to allocate time for me to write documentation and they didnt reply to those emails. Its not unmaintainable, but its still not very well documented apart from some comments on the more complex or intransparent sections of the code.
I was on the receiving end, except the roles are reversed. Dude retired and left an undocumented spaghetti mess.
But! He worked on a code base by himself for two years, on a subject matter he knew nothing about, in a language he didn't know, and kept asking management for help. I don't blame him a single bit, not the tiniest iota. 200% management fault, once for having him do that and once again for ignoring his cries for help.
It feels like you're describing one of my previous jobs
If {Kolanaki != Employed_Here} then {exit()};
Making myself unfirable. 😎
Goddamn that's a great quote
I wish I'd known about it in 2020 when the powers that be made it excruciatingly clear that "essential worker" was code for "acceptable sacrifice"..
And making your coworkers hate you.
There is only a problem if I am not their co-worker, tho. 🤷🏻♂️
Oh, were you going to give me a raise that's more than inflation? No? More than 6 days off a year? Oh, no? Match a 401k? ...no. Yeah, good luck with the clusterfuck. The little energy I had beyond just making this function went into purposely obfuscating everything. Just give it to your AI, that'll sort it out.
FYI: it’s typically management who cuts corners, whether in hiring or process. I’ve met a few exceptions but most devs take pride in their work.
Tips:
Another method I've used extensively is to block code reviews on unmaintainability. Management has insight into high level stuff, but devs where I work dictate what gets merged.
Whenever I can, my code isn't ready yet, it needs a few tweaks until the code is viable. That way, if I can never touch the code again, it has a chance to not be terrible in the future
Taking a job at DOGE
This was my first laugh of the day. Cheers.
This explains a lot.