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Bank error in your favor, collect several trillion dollars

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

doge treasury dept intern: "whoops, that was supposed to go to the president's.. i mean, elon's, personal account. my bad."

[–] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 14 points 3 months ago

You mean President Elon’s

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this is how we end up with sov cits.

Everything is fake. But if men with guns say it's real then treating it as such is a matter of survival.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Aren't sovcits like the polar opposite view and believe that the "system" is so real and literal that they can recite magic contract language to get free money and have laws no longer apply to them?

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

It sure buys real things.

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

you'd think anything over a few million would be flagged for manual review. such a basic systems check.

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It probably was and still accidentally approved. It happens. I see four eyes or maker checker processes fail all the time.

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No process is perfect, doesnt mean you dont put it in place in these context. The cost is trivially low given the volume and doesnt make you look like a moron.

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's my point. It's in place and probably still failed. It happens.

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yes and my point was the automated flagged probably wasnt in place ;). That or the UI fucked up and truncated the value in a manner that lead to it looking much smaller =p

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah I've seen both of those as well

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a bunch of commie talk. Let the free market decide where the money goes

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 months ago

you can have that money back, just lemme have the interest earned over those few hours.

[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But hey that still counts as $162 trillion added to the gdp

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not how GDP is calculated, a better joke would be "... Added to M1"

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah everyone knows what M1 is. Duh.

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah everyone thinks they know what GDP is too

[–] Fleur_@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 3 months ago

You're both hilarious and made reallyyyy funny jokes 🙄

[–] londos@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Regardless of how/when this gets reversed, this person should get a Wikipedia page and forever be referred to as the first (and hopefully only) trillionaire. It'll drive Musk crazy.

[–] Sphks@jlai.lu 4 points 3 months ago

How can we know for sure that it is an error ?

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just a number in a database...

If the customer acted really fast he might have been able to yoink some of that out of there in the form of a wire to another bank.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

Wouldn't work, banks would almost certainly flag and hold the transaction for possible fraud, and banks can also just reverse transactions like that (usually for a fee paid to the original receiving bank). Even serial numbers of bills can be marked as fraudulent so even withdrawing from an ATM wouldn't work.

Banks aren't on a blockchain, they have protocols and agreements to be able to fix mistakes like this.

Best shot is immediately contacting the bank, highlighting the error and hope they're nice enough to leave a little bit as a finder's fee.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

is that the richest person to ever roam the planet in history now?

[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Any chance the customers name was 'Wesley Gibson'?