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Need to go to the bathroom and think about this. (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 64 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then Diogenes comes cruising through in an RV.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

"Behold! A Van!"

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Same for doors. We are really narrowing it down now!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Let's think of some differences. Cars have license plates and steering wheels.

There's one angle that I feel like we're not acknowledging: maybe it's something in the house that makes it not go. Sinks, or perhaps beds?

[–] somedev@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago

Hmm, that can't be it either. I've seen caravans with beds and sinks and they go.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When you come to the comments for answers, and it's just people telling jokes

[–] darvocet 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's the hood that does it. Houses don't have hoods. Well, lots of houses can make up a hood but i think that's different.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

You...I...you know what never mind. It is just not worth it.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Having recently lived through a hurricane and can vouch that houses, can, in fact, go.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I knew it wasn't that simple. Some more research is definitely required.

Did your house have a radio? I'm working on a completely new hypothesis.

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seagulls have wings and can fly. Ostriches have wings and can't fly. So it's not the wings that make the seagulls fly, it's something else entirely.

[–] Denixen@feddit.nu 3 points 7 months ago

This is in a way true. If ostriches weight less or had bigger wing area (like, absurdly large), they would be able to fly. So it isn't the wings per se as you say. Interesting.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The Pakleds are interested. This is basically Pakled philosophy.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Windows make us go?"

Cuts hole in spaceship; gets vented into vacuum

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

So the window did make them go

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Cars have rubber bladed things that automatically clear water off of some of the windows but houses do not.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I bet this is it! I'm going to install some in my house and see what happens. Pray for me!

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago

Have you checked to see if the foundations are the same ?

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Taking the LSAT be like