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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by doug@lemmy.today to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 56 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] doug@lemmy.today 26 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Despite the fact I would like to be cremated, I've spent a lot of time thinking about what to put on my epitaph.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“What do you want on your tombstone?”

“Pepperoni and sausage.”

[–] doug@lemmy.today 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

(for the uninitiated. also hey that's don stark from that 70's show)

[–] sxan@midwest.social 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My epitaph is going to be an LLM bot, trained on every email and social media post I've ever made, that every day responds to between 3 and 6 posts or post comments; and picks a random topic based on the Lemmy communities to which I'm subscribed and posts a single random toot on ActivityPub.

And, besides, I believe Lemmy should have reactions.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm not sure that's a great idea in my case. A lot of my online activity is me talking about weird sex acts or ploughing femboys or joking about masturbating with probiotic yoghurt to treat yeast infections. So I'm pretty sure my kids don't want to interact with that jaded fucking LLM.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 6 points 4 months ago

But of it's the real you... and I'm sure that most kids are aware of the stuff their parents think they're being sneaky about. I did.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think it would be hilarious to connect a speaker to your grave and have the LLM say in a really gravily voice "hmmm sure do love a femboy bussy..." at 2am

[–] henfredemars 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If this happened to me I wonder if people would know that I had died.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

I won't be able to enjoy it, but I like the idea that I might be a small news item some day: man dies, continues posting to social media for two years.

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hier ruhen meine Gebeine,

ich wünscht es wären Deine.

Here lie my bones,

I wish yours would lie here instead.

[–] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I’ll be back.

Vigo the Carpathian knew how to spit some bars.

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

"I'm not dead! Stop this thing! What's going on?! AAAAAHHHH!"