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[–] doug@lemmy.today 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Pinching pennies from public resources into private pockets, as harmless as that may seem when it starts, inevitably has the endgame of slavery.

Unfortunately for them, nobody wants to have kids in the economy they’ve created, and by the time they realize it, their only options are to either raise the retirement age, or open the borders.

Either way I would not be surprised if we have an upcoming generation of suicide bombers who— because they can’t afford healthcare and don’t want to contribute anymore to the system— take themselves out in a blaze of glory alongside their overlords.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

It seemed like a good idea on paper, but not one I’d pay a subscription service for.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

Yep.

I think they’re trying to get people into their store for their sale.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 5 points 2 hours ago

Search apartments.com or whatever for places 1-2 hour bike rides from work. Move there.

…not joking, I’m fortunate enough in that that’s what I’ve been doing. Biking/walking to work is the only way I get any exercise (even though I can work from home). In winter months/if it’s too cold or snowy I’ll use the stationary bikes our work building put in to entice people back from COVID.

I have to have a purpose to exercise (other than health I guess?) otherwise I won’t do it.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 25 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (17 children)

Fuck it, the libertarians won: I want to stop paying my taxes. /s (I want better tax spending/I know it’s nuanced)

[–] doug@lemmy.today 11 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Magicians say toddlers are also good at deciphering their tricks since they haven’t yet learned object permanency.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

At least he got “his turn,” and did some good before he died. /s

[–] doug@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

I really can’t wait till he’s dead. That fucking face is so goddamn annoying.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Look, I didn’t think the book was all that great, and while I liked the vibes of the reboot I thought it was just OK, but as a horror fan I will trudge through so much shit for a morsel of goosebump moments that I’ll watch whatever garbage you slop up in front of me.

My expectations won’t be high; I’ll settle for at least one background Easter egg an episode.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Right next to your bladder, believe it or not.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

They spider-fly now.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago
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