Good riddance, don't come back.
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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Ban social media. Or at least Instagram and TikTok. Fucking influencers. Social Media was a fucking mistake. We should’ve stopped after 2015.
I was really hoping she'd get to keep influencing from inside an Ozzy cell. 🎵 Hello disappointment, my old friend... 🎶
I invite her to come turtle grabbing with me. It'll be fun, promise!
I prefer the PMs suggestion that she try and grab a baby crocodile from its mother instead.
Sure, but she's back in the states. Also, she's guaranteed to not be aware of how far a snapping turtle can get you from.

You son of a bitch, I'm in.
What about letting some dropbears loose on her
Snapping turtles, preferably.