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[–] her01n@programming.dev 61 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That depends. Does the keyboard on the thinkpad work?

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 71 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Laptops had so much class back then.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

@Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz You know which one that is?

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thats the 701c, codenamed butterfly.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the butterfly keyboard not the garbage apple made

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

That would be the thread I was replying in, yes.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why? Unless you're avid about the Track point, you're going to have a USB mechanical attached.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago

Unless I have an external monitor, keyboard, and mouse, using an external keyboard with a laptop is a shitty experience for me. And if I’m at home and trying to get work done, I’m using my desktop PC.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Do people really use a secondary keyboard when laptops already have one? Generally attached to the screen and non-removable?

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We have people at work that INSIST they need an external keyboard instead of the built in one.

I could understand if the laptop was off to the side or something. But they’ll just scoot the laptop back 6 inches then place the Apple Magic Keyboard exactly where the laptop was.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apple Magic Keyboard

There's no point then

[–] arendjr@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ha, I better not tell you about the Apple Keyboard I use with my Linux laptop then. Don’t like macOS much, but I love their flat keyboards.

Have you tried the Logitech Mx keys? They’re very similar to the Magic Keyboard. Not quite as small, but then you have less of the Mac keyboard on non Mac OS quirks.

[–] arendjr@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, and then I pair it with a very boring Dell mouse for extra style.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

It’s too bad than no other OS has made the strides to compete with the Magic Trackpad though.

I’m happy with the flat keyboard too, but the touch pad is the killer interface on Macs

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

I do if I can raise the laptop up so that the screen is where it should be for good ergonomics.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 2 months ago

I so strongly prefer the mechanical keyboard and trackball to the built-in gear that if I'm doing any serious typing, a keyboard and mouse are always attached.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they have a nub instead of a track pad, yes

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

But nubs are superior to trackpads!

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Yes indeed! I use a QWERTY with international layout because I will not use an AZERTY keyboard ever again to do any sort of work. Fuck that noise.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ThinkPad: has a thinklight
ipad: doesn't have a thinklight

thinkpad wins

[–] amon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Spit your fax brother!

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The hardware is cool but iPad OS makes it very useless

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That greatly depends on what use you give it. I literally never cared for tablets but lately tried my SO's and found out they make great luxurious manga readers. Would still not buy one but wouldn't reject a free iPad.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ereaders are up your alley

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, but then I have to buy one.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Ever tried piracy? I’m sure a cruise ship is bound to have at least one

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is there anything actually competing in the android space ?

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 2 months ago

No, I'd just use a laptop

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Chromebooks are the default for many schools

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Me, using a cheap old laptop that does exactly what I need instead of rebuying overpriced Apple products every time a new one comes out.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Who actually rebuys overpriced Apple products every time a new one comes out? Clout chasers maybe, but not normal Apple users.

Up until very recently, only Apple had over 5 years of software support on their phones. With others you'd be lucky to get 3 on flagships and yet Apple had 6-7 years on some models. You could use your phone for 3 years, pass it on to a family member and they'd get to use it for another few years, while still getting updates. I'd argue that if you had a Samsung, you would've needed to update more often.

On the computer side they unfortunately do force regular users to upgrade after 6-7 years, which for that market is significantly less than anything running Linux. Of course if you know how to google it, you can get new OS updates for more like 10 if not 15 years. Still scummy. But nobody replaces them annually. Companies replace laptops at 3-4 years usually.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

that will outlast the apple product 100% guaranteed

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

The ipad would win if it had a usable OS.

[–] projjalm@lemy.lol 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Shareni@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's an IBM ThinkPad, it is slow. Linux just makes it usable.

[–] projjalm@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago

I lost my sense of perceiving slowiness after installing linux

[–] amon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

by specs alone

EDIT: the meme had some hyperbole involved to ridicule the ipad