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[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

While I find the human shield arguments compelling, I figured he was just trying to virtue signal to the Republicans that he's a good, old fashioned family man just like them. "Republicans love kids and family, right, so if I show off my kid at all times they'll love me too, right? Please? Anyone? Please, love me."

He's too stupid to realize the right wing love of family is performative and they don't actually give a shit about kids.

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

Probably a bit of that but the timing fits too perfectly with Luigi

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I have been wondering if keeping his kid around is some sort of anti-assassination strategy.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works 75 points 3 months ago

Young little Kevlar Musk only started showing up after Luigi.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

Trolley problem time.

[–] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Quite rich using a human shield when for the last year the term "human shield" has been an excuse to destroy that shield for the purpose of destroying the target. If say someone were to drop a 2000lb bomb on them, it would be Musks fault for using a human shield, right?

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

see the difference is: musk appears to be white

[–] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ok then, what if the person dropping the 2000lb bomb on Musk was Israeli?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

The paradox would instantly dissolve the minds of hundreds of millions of credulous idiots across the world.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Me, the premier genius of our era: "If I use my son as a hat, nobody be able to harm me."

Also me: "Going to do a big bump of ket, down a bottle of Jack, and have a surgeon rewire my dick to play music and shoot rainbows when I jerk off."

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.org 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

I wonder if he's hiding his drugs on the kid?

[–] LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago
[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

I saw a wild theory get floated that if something were to happen, the kid could be used for blood transfusion.

We're on the darkest timeline if that were true

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 months ago
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 12 points 3 months ago

We should get Israel to kill Elon. They're always bragging about shooting children

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago
[–] mrmule@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

100% meat shield 🥩🛡️

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

For those that don't recognize the reference, there's a book by Oliver Sacks entitled The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat.

It's a fantastic book and highly recommended if you're interested in neurology and the effects of brain injuries (especially of the right hemisphere.)

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Fuck that, waste the kid too. There's no possible way he'll grow up to be anything but a shithead also ..he's already been imprinted with it as evidenced by his behavior in the Oval Office

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Musk = POS Nazi.