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[–] Godort@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is the thing labeled "What the Fuck" a mercury rectifier?

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why the fuck would you need to to rectify mercury

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a nice planet that is commonly misunderstood

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please tell me "rectify" does not mean "insert into a rectum."

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Only if you consider consider putting something into your rectum correct

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Serious answer: it rectifies electric current, using mercury vapor. It looks pretty cool but it's very obsolete technology.

[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

And generated a fuck tonne of UV, so….don’t look at it with your remaining eye.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh yes. I've seen one in action. It's beautiful but deadly. Looks like genuine magic with sparks and glowing shit bouncing around.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 10 points 2 months ago

I have a few daemons running in the background of my computer

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Isn’t a lot of that just fancy chemistry?

“AMATEURS!” bellows the shadowy mathematician from the dark corner.

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Why I havent given hope on time travel