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[โ€“] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

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[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

The fact that this implies the more expedient of the two forces is the feeding squirrels into anything is the core surreality here. โ˜๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

You can really only send one. The teller has to send back an empty tube before you can send a second one, and they'll be so busy with the first one that you have to find another bank that still has pneumatic tubes to get rid of the rest of the squirrels.

[โ€“] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

My bank ditched the tubes for more ATMs. ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Don't do that, just use it to masturbate.

[โ€“] burgersc12@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

You monsters, I meant the tubes!!

[โ€“] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

+++ pro tip boost