No prob, 10% of 0$ sounds manageable :)
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No, it's 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you're after.
The problem with MuskLISP is that the only way to check the value of a variable is to delete it and see what breaks.
Don't use C+Trump unless you're extra careful. On every integer overflow the program goes bankrupt.
Doge.js is required to audit imports across interpreters.
Don't forget MuskSQL^TM^!
Django is once again chained
I will never financially recover from this.
I will copy and paste all libraries i need in one single file. Just so i don’t import any.
Don’t even joke about this. FOSS development is fundamentally pretty "woke," see: https://numpy.org/devdocs/dev/governance/governance.html#consensus-based-decision-making-by-the-community
And they linked: https://producingoss.com/en/producingoss.html#social-infrastructure
Yeah, but the capitalist machine is already hooked on it. They're hooked on the free efficiency gainz.
The capitalist machine was also hooked on potash and lumber from Canada and labor from Mexico, but here we are.
And don't forget Canadian oil and auto parts - those ones are pretty much sector-killing if they died suddenly. Mexico controls the supply of vegetables.
Really, any idea that the (US) government only cares about money should be dead now, unless you're willing to introduce massive amounts of conspiracy theory to explain the disconnect.
Yep. Conspiracy or stupidity. Bold, egocentric stupidity.
He's not the first upstart dictator to try for autarky, so I'd also say ideology. There's lots of things in the equation other than making money, basically.
Maybe they'll finally let me use Julia at work
quickly vendors installed packages
I’m not importing anything. What are you talking about?
Master branch is back?
NBC news: Trump saw something on the internet, now is applying tariffs on all types of programming imports. Specially Python for some reason.
This gave me a giggle
Numpy is what makes python fast though
It'll make you fast as well once the IRS catches up
Numpy is good for that. But, I gravitate toward naturally faster langs where I don't need to import a library for speed. I use Python for simple, dumb scripts.
You just perform all matrix operations in assembly?
Not what I'm saying. Just saying if I need speed, I'd use a naturally faster language.
I like lower languages as well well, but everything doesn’t need to be built in C/C++/Rust and so on.