well that's rude : programmer

[+] Yoga@lemmy.ca 116 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

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[–] gex@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gender is not binary, it's hexadecimal

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

You want some 8x7A2 using the same bathroom as you???

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know right, this is gender we're talking about naming here! Not one of Elon's children

[+] Yoga@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

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[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I know, but he has $200b in assets, so it's hard to feel too bad for him

[+] Yoga@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

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[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Once again, I jest.

[–] Dil@is.hardlywork.ing 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I dont feel bad for rich kids they have entrely different realities, they grow up to be shitty adults, it doesnt matter that they are kids now, their future is set in stone, i swear billionaires dropped hella propoganda movies to get ppl to feel bad for their kids and expect them to grow up to be good ppl that change the world for the better if the public likes them, like that ever happens.

Like this kid wont be going to jail ever, no matter what they do, no punishment ever, yall could say thats a bad thing all you want but they experience heaven on earth for the only life we get, fk em, they get way more than they deserve since birth.

I would not have a good home or life in a meritocracy because im dumbaf, but id 100% rather have that where ppl earn there way and mfs that actually contribute to society are rewarded over this shit where we got modern royalty, all the power, none of the consequences, no visibilty, no responsibility.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

At least it seems more "scientific" than anything that Jung ever did.

https://psychology.stackexchange.com/questions/13027/is-there-a-reasonable-scientific-backing-for-carl-jungs-type-theories

[–] saimen@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Your source does not support your claim at all. Seems like you are projecting your scientific illiteracy onto Jung.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 44 points 1 month ago

I mean, they're not wrong, but it does hurt a bit.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My high school paid for everyone to take some type of career aptitude test. Everyone got a list of various possible career choices. Burned in my memory now is that I scored "region 99" which apparently meant my personality type didn't fit any jobs. Or something. Like their magic 8 ball told me to try again.

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.

-- Bart Simpson

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Can I have an exception?

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"The samurai charged into battle, shouting You must install Adobe Flash plugin to view this content."

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

There ought to be a sub for that.

And no I'm not gonna be the change I want to see in the world, for the benefit of everyone involved.

[–] andioop@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Got that on Programmer Humor last year! Finding that kind of unintentional message is always funny

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Why do you have to personally attack me like that?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey, that's Elite catastrophic failure!

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