Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Sell Crickets to achieve a spotless house. Invest now. (infosec.pub)

submitted 10 months ago by Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What is funny is that is how you are suppose to ship crickets and anyone who has bought large amounts of crickets knows that.

Source: Have recieved many shipments of crickets in a box.

[–] lena_be_a_saint@feddit.nl 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How is one meant to contain the crickets while opening the box?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Typically you have a place to contain the crickets until you feed the crickets to something, you open the box over the container and dump them in.

[–] Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What do you do with crickets?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

You feed them to things like frogs, spiders, etc.

[–] noride@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago

Why can't they be placed inside a slightly smaller box within the bigger one?