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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 months ago
[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When does it become unethical to introduce children to 40k lore....?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 11 points 3 months ago

have to start them young so they can understand the dangers of heretics and xenos. An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dan Abnett is my favorite 40k writer. His description of characters falling for Chaos is so organic that is making readers root for them.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

He was good on University Challenge too iirc

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would read this to my kids

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

"...and the psykers unexisted themselves to the sheer amount of rizzlessness in the hive mind"

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

If You Give A Xenos A Cupcake

[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

The head reminded me of the barraki from bionicles

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

Of course it would be Dan Abnett. I love that guy.