I'm gonna go ahead and claim defeat over the possible fight with anything. Hell I lost a fight with hair curlers once.
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One of those big white ducks with the red gullet things once trapped my son and I in a bathroom at a zoo. We were heading there anyway and my son stopped to look at it, then it start following us a little too fast so we booked it. We did our business and I forgot about the duck until I open the door and it tried charging in. I ended up throwing a roll of toilet paper behind him and while he was distracted we snuck by.
All in all 9/10 zoo day. My son still talks about the time I outsmarted a duck.
I mean I've been thinking about how to fight geese for a long long time now. I've got grudges.
I'm pretty confident in fighting most things that are smaller than a dog. Once you get into dog size or larger, things get complicated.
The largest animal I think I could take in a fight is a capybara. Maybe a manatee; but only on land.
In america's defence on the eagle front, theirs are basically glorified seagulls