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[–] akdas@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago
[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

But I’m still doing beans

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've been doing it all wrong

[–] kalpol@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

It peels like a banana. This changes everything

[–] pcrazee@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I damn i thought it was a banana, you sure it’s not a banana?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

References are in my bio

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's always mango season when all your fruit is shipped in from Ghana.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ghana go to the shops for some Mango am I right

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] rony4102@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago

No it's womancome

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

I agree, that's clearly no "banana".

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

mango to the shop and don't come back

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What kind of mango season happens in the middle of the year? Down here, it's december-january

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

The kind on the northern hemisphere where summer happens in the middle of the year. Primarily Mexico and Florida

[–] goofystench@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

i've never had mango. is it that good?

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Yes.

I'd wait till the weather is properly hot before trying one for the first time though, they're tropical fruits and need that heat to ripen fully and be properly flavourful. Cold, hard mango isn't anywhere near as good.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Try a properly ripened Alphonso mango, it's life changing

[–] spudsrus@aussie.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

Mango season is over here 😭 Kensington pride is my go to variety.

What are your favourites?

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a God that governs all things mango?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Waiting for ManGodot

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's always mango season on Ginger Island

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Just like it's always ginger season in Mango Bay

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Won't be long till tomato sandwich season now either. I go feral over those too but it doesn't make as good a meme because colour theory.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

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