Alright, listen up you fucking morons. Today's word of the day is... "fucktard." Yeah, you heard me right. Fucktard. It's the perfect word to describe you brainless idiots who can't seem to get your shit together.
So the next time you're feeling like a real fucktard, just remember, you're not alone. There's a whole fucking world of fucktards out there, just waiting to make your day a little bit shittier.
Now fuck off and leave me alone, I got important shit to do. Like eat a big fucking bowl of ravioli. Governor Chris MOTHERFU