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Linux is a family of open source Unix-like operating systems based on the Linux kernel, an operating system kernel first released on September 17, 1991 by Linus Torvalds. Linux is typically packaged in a Linux distribution (or distro for short).

Distributions include the Linux kernel and supporting system software and libraries, many of which are provided by the GNU Project. Many Linux distributions use the word "Linux" in their name, but the Free Software Foundation uses the name GNU/Linux to emphasize the importance of GNU software, causing some controversy.

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[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 169 points 2 years ago (5 children)

People would read the second message, type the yes prompt, break their system. But still claim that it was linux's fault, and that the OS doesn't work.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 122 points 2 years ago (3 children)

By "people" you mean Linus Sex Tips

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 41 points 2 years ago

Linux tech slips

[–] Matombo@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Linux Tech Tips channel when?

With Emily as the main Host (Comment section goes BRRRRRRR! Don't want to be a mod there xD)

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[–] gogosempai@programming.dev 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They need to noobify that prompt further, something like "Yes, break my system!". Even Linus wouldn't fall for that (I hope)!

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[–] Matombo@feddit.de 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

*They will claim it was Linus fault

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[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Message two can also be caused by packages (or rather, package creators) with delusions of grandeur that only think that the system will stop working without them, so they rig things to threaten to uninstall the system.

Or else someone has created too heavy a dependency on something that ought to be removable, but isn't thanks to malice or incompetence (or both).

We still mock Microsoft for putting too heavy a dependency (or at least removal FUD) on whatever web browser they bundle with their OSes (first IE, now Edge), and here we might have a package creator trying the same damn thing.

[–] z500@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Honestly I once did this to my desktop environment because I saw a huge list of packages and ignored it because I thought they were packages that could be upgraded, not that it was going to uninstall my fucking desktop lol

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 163 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • Login as a user.
  • Delete the user while still logged in
  • Run command

You should get a message "you don't exist, go away"

Not sure if that one is still around but I know one person who ran a script with "deluser $USER" and it ate root resulting in fun messages like that

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My local deluser checks if the user has any active process. I tried deleting all of the data by hand, but the process is still assigned to a user name and id.

I'm not sure if this one can error still can be replicated.

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[–] Hubi@feddit.de 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think I'll just take your word for it.

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 124 points 2 years ago (6 children)

the famous "This incident will be reported" error was briefly removed last year before being replaced with a less ominous version.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 years ago

While it was funny, it probably is for the best. Especially if a kid uses the system it might legitimately scare the shit out of them lol

I wouldn't be surprised if a kid thought the police was gonna break in now

[–] zazaserty@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 years ago

I noticed this, got so sad. It was one of the funniest ones for me. First time I got it I kinda laughed.

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[–] poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 91 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How could you not include the classic printer lp0 on fire!

I actually got that one around 2010 on Ubuntu. The printer wasn't actually on fire. If I recall it was caused by the network attached printer losing connection during a job

[–] mreiner@beehaw.org 21 points 2 years ago

That was a fun read, thank you.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 18 points 2 years ago

Good chance that could be fire

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[–] Martin@lemmy.ml 88 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's also the naughty programmer getting spanked by EFL

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[–] Hubi@feddit.de 82 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The third one is new to me. "Congratulations" - that's fucking hilarious.

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 12 points 2 years ago

I got so hung up on the misspelling of "separate" that I didn't even see the "Congratulations" on first read-through. Which says more about me than about the error message, alas. 😅

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the Chocolatey Uninstall script warning

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What the heck tho, how could a simple script destroy a whole machine?

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

When a software package installer isn't designed to be reversible

I recall a bunch of antiviruses being similarly difficult to completely wipe

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

score 10 or sacrifice child is actually just a MtG card, how did that get in there

[–] Lemmyvisitor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can't imagine Linux users and mtg players being mutually exclusive lol

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[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] palitu@aussie.zone 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

yeah, quote a problematic video. surprised that he deleted everything, when is says it will break his system!

[–] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Surprised that it prompted him to delete his system, when he was trying to install Steam!

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[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 49 points 2 years ago
[–] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Top one has to be my favorite. I've gotten it once. I did manage to get it to boot and fixed it but at the time I was just like: "oh....well shit"

[–] ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

do you remember what causes it? and what was the fix?

[–] magi093@l.tta.wtf 16 points 2 years ago

When a (typical) Linux system boots up, it first goes through an "early boot" environment that just has some basic drivers and things. The entire purpose of this environment is to find where your actual root file system is (which could theoretically be on something quite complicated, like RAID or a network file system), mount that, and then transition to the "real" system.

That error appears when something goes wrong with mounting the real file system.

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[–] kuneho@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Your system ate a SPARC! Gah

What does this mean? Does it has something to do with... I don't know, the Sun SPARC CPUs?

[–] zazaserty@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 years ago

BEST os ever, proof is right here.

[–] Pfnic@feddit.ch 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's some bare metal system breakage I can get behind

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[–] Overlock@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 years ago

Where lp0 on fire?

[–] chandz05@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I've been messing around with Linux VMs and have gotten kernel panic a lot lately. Always gives me a chuckle

[–] JoelJ@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What am I missing in the "end Kernel panic" one?

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 30 points 2 years ago

failed to mount root filesystem on unknown-block(0,0) means the kernel started, loaded builtin drivers and drivers from the initrd, looked for the system partition to continue starting up and couldn't find it.

Maybe you removed a disk and /dev/sdb became /dev/sda or maybe you forgot to add nvme SSD support and the kernel can't read /dev/nvme0n1p1.

Or your disk let out the magic smoke and isn't detected any more.

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