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Absolute Units

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20" of burrito, friends arm for scale. He's 6'2" for reference.

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tried? If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Get back out there and order another burrito! Don't let the burrito win. You can do it! We're all pulling for you!

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

♥️

I'm going to finish this one off first, for lunch today!

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol, when I picked it I was. That was 80lbs ago.

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Assuming that's what you wanted, then nice job!

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It is, thank you!

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

This is why I love Mexican food. They have no chill when it comes to portion sizes

[–] andrewth09@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is how I would want to die.

[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If you're patient, you can eventually take in the arm without killing yourself.

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That looks like a nice watch. Why would you try to eat it?

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds very time-consuming.

Take your upvote and get out.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol thats a fishstick a babies arm. Fuck outta here.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It doesn't look like the one from Gordito's in Seattle. Theirs is about that long and wider as well. I brought my newborn and set them aside each other once, they were equal in size.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 3 points 1 month ago

That burrito looks huge! I wonder how long it is... At the very least it would've been nice to know how tall the arms owner is.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My asshole ripped just looking at this photo.