It doesn't even go to the ceiling! Imagine the dust.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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This is what gets me. If they were forced to have load bearing pillars there, I could at least try to understand making use of the space. What is even the point of these walls?!
That's where we put the booze.
You can limit the atrocity by putting hanging plants on top.
hmm dusty plants
In some sci-fi future, there'll be flying roombas to take care of that.
...actually, I suppose we have drones. Can drones dust? Can you strap a feather duster to one?
(Am I a single youtube search away from finding entire channels about drones with feather dusters strapped on?)
It's even pointed away from the kitchen??
That's the shame part.
Is it? I think in the top right picture you are looking at the left side of the fridge not the back.
Nope, look at the floor pattern. You're looking at the back.
Detective skillz!
I'd totally paint that to look like a Tardis.
Needs a fourth wall and all painted black. Then it can teach all your apes how to use tools.
EeeeEEEEEEEeeEEEeEEEEeeeeEEEEEE!
My thought exactly. Clearly this is the home of a serious Kubrick fan.
It's so egregiously bad that I kinda like it.
When the architect graduated from The Sims School of Design and Urbanism
I would remove the fridge, keep the box and explain nothing.
Put a swing in there!
A toilet. Make people wonder.
Stoner design
Is it even plugged in?
You don't think they'd build a refrigerator nook at an odd angle in the middle of the room without installing an outlet too, do you?
Honestly? Kinda
You can see what appears to be a junction box cover on the back
"did we forget anything? Ooh man!"
And water line for the water dispenser
You freeze my food on the top shelf of the refrigerator side, you go into solitary. Your shelf pops off dropping my condiments, you go in solitary. You beep at me for having the door open too long while I'm loading groceries into you, in solitary. Do not fuck with me, Whirlpool.
You tell me to replace the 7 year old water filter, believe it or not solitary. We have the best refrigerators because of solitary.
Who would think of this? It's so random.
It looks a lot like a retrofit solution to the original kitchen designer never actually having used a kitchen. We've been house-hunting for a while and it's amazing how many newly fitted kitchens don't have space for a fridge. Or sinks butted up against the wall or the edge of a counter so you don't have anywhere to put the dirty dishes.
It's definitely to hide the back of the fridge which is ugly, that said I probably would have put it on the wall with the stove, and maybe moved the stove across if that was cramped.
Wow, at first I thought maybe they couldn't put the refrigerator space there because it was a shaft, but it looks like that entire section of wall is for the closet, so I really don't know what they were thinking here. Bizarre design. Looks like maybe the project was going out for bid when they realized they forgot to make room and this was the only solution they could come up with.
This makes me nauseous.
I hate this so much haha
For SHAME!
Honestly, not the "Shame! Shame! Shame!" video I expected. I thought we were getting game of thrones. Pleasantly surprised.
That thing moves around on its own at night.
Is that how you're supposed to use fridge bought in Wallmart?
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Totally see myself bumping into that dumbass cube wall looking for a midnight snack or a glass of water in the dark.
That fridge looks like it's sitting in the middle seat on an airplane.
I mean, there must have been a wall behind it at one point but who would demolish the wall and not the nook?
Turning this into the dog cage of shame for an imagined significant other :3
photoshopped?