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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 126 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It doesn't even go to the ceiling! Imagine the dust.

[–] ithas@artemis.camp 62 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is what gets me. If they were forced to have load bearing pillars there, I could at least try to understand making use of the space. What is even the point of these walls?!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

That's where we put the booze.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You can limit the atrocity by putting hanging plants on top.

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] IonAddis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

In some sci-fi future, there'll be flying roombas to take care of that.

...actually, I suppose we have drones. Can drones dust? Can you strap a feather duster to one?

(Am I a single youtube search away from finding entire channels about drones with feather dusters strapped on?)

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[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 67 points 2 years ago (3 children)

how to make a refrigerator 5x less efficient and 10x as ugly

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's even pointed away from the kitchen??

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

That's the shame part.

[–] MrSlicer@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it? I think in the top right picture you are looking at the left side of the fridge not the back.

[–] canthidium@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nope, look at the floor pattern. You're looking at the back.

[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Detective skillz!

[–] peetabix@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

I'd totally paint that to look like a Tardis.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Needs a fourth wall and all painted black. Then it can teach all your apes how to use tools.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

EeeeEEEEEEEeeEEEeEEEEeeeeEEEEEE!

[–] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

My thought exactly. Clearly this is the home of a serious Kubrick fan.

[–] Fulthi@kbin.social 32 points 2 years ago

It's so egregiously bad that I kinda like it.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 29 points 2 years ago

When the architect graduated from The Sims School of Design and Urbanism

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would remove the fridge, keep the box and explain nothing.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] IonAddis@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

A toilet. Make people wonder.

[–] banana_meccanica@feddit.it 19 points 2 years ago

Stoner design

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You don't think they'd build a refrigerator nook at an odd angle in the middle of the room without installing an outlet too, do you?

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.one 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago

You can see what appears to be a junction box cover on the back

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

"did we forget anything? Ooh man!"

[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 years ago

And water line for the water dispenser

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You freeze my food on the top shelf of the refrigerator side, you go into solitary. Your shelf pops off dropping my condiments, you go in solitary. You beep at me for having the door open too long while I'm loading groceries into you, in solitary. Do not fuck with me, Whirlpool.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

You tell me to replace the 7 year old water filter, believe it or not solitary. We have the best refrigerators because of solitary.

[–] VentraSqwal@links.dartboard.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who would think of this? It's so random.

[–] JoBo@feddit.uk 10 points 2 years ago

It looks a lot like a retrofit solution to the original kitchen designer never actually having used a kitchen. We've been house-hunting for a while and it's amazing how many newly fitted kitchens don't have space for a fridge. Or sinks butted up against the wall or the edge of a counter so you don't have anywhere to put the dirty dishes.

[–] reallynotnick@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's definitely to hide the back of the fridge which is ugly, that said I probably would have put it on the wall with the stove, and maybe moved the stove across if that was cramped.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Wow, at first I thought maybe they couldn't put the refrigerator space there because it was a shaft, but it looks like that entire section of wall is for the closet, so I really don't know what they were thinking here. Bizarre design. Looks like maybe the project was going out for bid when they realized they forgot to make room and this was the only solution they could come up with.

[–] Four_lights77@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

This makes me nauseous.

[–] gornar@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I hate this so much haha

[–] Old_Dude@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it me or does it look like it's impossible to open the doors?

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[–] fruitleatherpostcard@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Honestly, not the "Shame! Shame! Shame!" video I expected. I thought we were getting game of thrones. Pleasantly surprised.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

That thing moves around on its own at night.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Is that how you're supposed to use fridge bought in Wallmart?

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

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[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 6 points 2 years ago

Totally see myself bumping into that dumbass cube wall looking for a midnight snack or a glass of water in the dark.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

That fridge looks like it's sitting in the middle seat on an airplane.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

I mean, there must have been a wall behind it at one point but who would demolish the wall and not the nook?

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Turning this into the dog cage of shame for an imagined significant other :3

[–] simin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

photoshopped?

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