i know I'll get downvoted to oblivion for saying this but I don't care; I think this is disgusting. i don't like shaming people for who they are or what they do, or bullying of any kind, BUT i also think it's absolutely apprehensible behavior to engage in a romantic relationship with someone who uses discord.
this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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No, no, no! Come on! Cooper was right... This guy wants to have sex with me!
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Is the problem that she uses Gnome, or that she uses dark mode?
Doesn't that look more like Windows 11?
Windows 11 did rip off gnome 🤔
Ummm...Windows 11 was way more of a KDE ripoff than a gnome ripoff.
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a cis person in the year of our lord 2025? disgusting.
Those are the 2 best things in this image
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Maybe she's just cheating and accidently sent you a private pic from the person she's cheating with, don't give up hope /s
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Can't rule out that's a close-up of a capybara. Gf is 3 capybaras stacked in a trenchcoat? Rule 1 of the Internet--pics or she never happened.
Which number is “there are no girls on the internet?”
I heard this one as, "everyone is a cat".
Quick search says Internet Rule 29 0r 30, "the men are nen, the women are men, or cats, or undercover cops".
Also, "...almost none of the numbers are standardized".
I don't get it
Isn't it pretty normal not to shave your legs?
Hahaha, she's fat. The horror. The betrayal. He thought he had a girl who loved him, but little did he know she was fat. And nothing is more horrific than that. Thank God he found out, he might have started caring about her, like an idiot.
I assumed the joke was his "girlfriend" was a man who's been lying to him, at least that was my initial thought from the exceptionally hairy legs.
Seems like the obvious joke to me too...
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It's okay to be disappointed if you exchange pics with an online flirt and it turns out they're fat.
It is. It's not okay to post them on the internet so people can mock them because you them unattractive. If she was missing a leg, or had scars from self harm, or burn marks, he probably wouldn't have posted her on the internet so people could join in on his disappointment.
It's a he
Why is everyone assuming this is about weight? What's the reverse image search part mean? I feel like there's something else to this.
When he attempted to reverse search the image, he didn't find any matches which lead him to believe this is a real photo from the person he's chatting with and not a joke or something like that. There are two assumptions (based on this thread anyway, order has no bearings on which one is more "true" or not).
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(My assumption) He is disappointed because the girl is fat/hairy and therefore unattractive and unworthy of his affection.
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He is disappointed because the hairy leg makes him think his "girlfriend" is his "boyfriend," otherwise known as a catfish, and he is feeling tricked/embarrassed/hurt/etc.
My knee jerk assumption was weight. When I encounter posts with fat people, I'm used to people responding in revulsion so I took that train of thought.
I think (2) is the far more likely scenario.
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Without context this isn't funny and the most i can get out of it is that it is fat shaming and/or shaming unshaved legs
I think the implication is OP got catfished
same I'm so confused rn
The context is that OOP got catfished by a dude. The joke is that they were naive enough to fall for it in this day and age.
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You guys are getting discord girlfriends?
Have you seen the movie "Her"?
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