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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"I had a bad toothache"... "I just laughed"

Translation: you walked in, said something stupid, had someone look at you like you were stupid, felt stupid, then did what the clerk said to do so you wouldn't look more stupid.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So many of these things have the vibe of thinking about comebacks the next morning in the shower.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

And also they're not going to the dentist for similar stupid reasons and will probably get a bone infection in their face.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How would someone file with a court off the record?

Rookie mistake, you’re supposed to ask to file it with a red ink signature at 45°.

[–] morgan_423@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Rookie mistake, you’re supposed to ask to file it with a red ink signature at 45°

So do you mean at an angle, degrees longitude, latitude, Fahrenheit, Celsius, Kelvin....?

~taking notes~

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yes

Edit: you forgot "of freedom" the most important of degrees

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 4 points 7 months ago

That’s why the Moorish SovCits wear fezzes.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Where is P. Barnes when you really need him?