Twist and tuck has never let me down
this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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I am lawful neutral (use clip it came with) until about halfway through the loaf, then I become chaotic neutral (twist and tuck) at the back half.
There isn’t enough bag to properly twist and tuck until that point anyway.
I'm lawful neutral until I lose the bread clip and go chaotic neutral. Sometimes I'm lawful good the whole time, but I've been chaotic at the start and that's fun!
Throw in the fridge
I keep my bread in the fridge, and then it doesn't matter.
I guess it means I'm in Pathfinder universe or something
This, keep it in fridge and only tuck.
Quick round in the toaster if needed for the cold bread, or not if it is used to make lunch to bring to work or something.
i usually tie a knot, or use the little noodle thing that comes with the bread package to tie it
Do none of you people have clothes pins? Or does that count as Neutral Good?
Also, CG and CN need to be switched. There is no way the bottle hack counts as "good."
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Twist, tuck, freeze
Freezer bags, 4 slices per bag, in a freezer. That way I can take out only as much bread as I can eat before it gets moldy.
Chaotic evil would be rearranging the slices so they don't work for easy sandwiches.
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No other neutral evil folks? Ah well, I haven't eaten bread in ages anyhow.
It is the optimal way. Lowest effort, fastest, same result, no additional stuff needed.
always using a bag clip. Reusing the bag clip if it needs to be eaten soon (e.g. at a party) since it's less of a fuss to remove it.
Why would you do anything else than neutral evil? Waste of time and plastics.
Chaotic good should be: only buy fresh bread and it's considered ruined and garbage the next day so why bother with bags.
If you have fresh baguettes and they go stale, just cut them into slices and stick them in the toaster oven for a bit and you've pretty much got those fancy dried bread snacks for way cheaper than they usually sell for.