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[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

save the bread clips from finished loaves because you're probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you'll be glad you saved this one

[–] tino@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I twist and fold inside out:

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 12 points 6 days ago

Still chaotic neutral, IMO

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The box being "good" is wild. That is where bread goes stale unseen and uneaten. Its gotta be near the top of pointless kitchen things that only people with more money then sense have.

[–] CauseUnknown@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A bread box can be good for packing bread or sandwiches that you want to protect from being squished, like when camping for example.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That is not a bread box, more of a travel bread case. I use one for eggs and bread stuff when camping as well. But this... thing is a counter bound thing that is heavy and artsy.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah, and I'm guessing the seal is so bad that it's only marginally better than just leaving the bag open. But even if it does seal well, it's got way more air in there to dry the bread out between openings. Plus it takes up space and needs to be cleaned.

If it doesn't seal well, I'd put it in CE and shift everything else by 1, except leave the CG one where it is and have the LN one skip that slot.

If it does seal well, it might make it to NE, but it would be a tough call between that and doing the same as if it didn't seal well.

Though if your household goes through bread fast enough, then I'd say the best options are the ones that don't involve using other materials, including just leaving it open.

Edit: Note that my harsh judgement of bread boxes assumes the bag is discarded like it appears to be in the picture. There's a comment further down (currently) that mentions putting it in a box with the bag still on, and I could agree that that might be the best option.

Also, I thought of a new better candidate for CE: opening the bag, grabbing it by the other end, helicoptering it until empty, then grabbing bread from around the room as needed.

Oh wait, no, that's just NE, CE is storing it in the sink, bag or no bag.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I either reuse the clip or twist and tuck it if there's no clip. I don't understand why I'd use extra stuff for this like my own clips or rubber bands

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

I'm with you, either lawful or chaotic neutral is the way. Everyone else is trying to hard or not trying hard enough.

[–] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

When you put the Lawful Neutral into the Lawful Good to form the Lawful Supreme

[–] Structure7528@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago

Twist and tuck has never let me down

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Throw in the fridge

[–] callyral@pawb.social 3 points 6 days ago

i usually tie a knot, or use the little noodle thing that comes with the bread package to tie it

[–] RaptorBenn@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Reuse clip or twist and tuck are the only appropriate methods.

[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You want to know what bothers me with this chart? What has always bothered me, is it does not mention the twist-tie that comes with the bread when purchased.

Where is it? Where.

P.s. if you say it's the clip, that is clearly a chip bag clip, meant for chip bags. That clip does not come with the bread bag.

P.s.s. Make the FUCKING TWIST-TIE that comes with the bread true natural. Any deviation from it becomes a different part of the chart. Fuck off rubber band method. Replace the bottle cap method. (Who uses the bottle cap + ring method anyway? That should be in the 'psychopath waisting energy and justifying it with internet logic' level of evil category.)

[–] Teepo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

At least where I'm from (Canada), bread comes with a clip holding the bag shut, not a twist tie. "Re-using the clip" means the clip the came with the bag. You can see that it's a different shape in the picture. This would be the equivalent of re-using the twist tie, if that's how the bread is packaged where you live.

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[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

This post brought to you by Bread Box Inc.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

It is inarguable that anything but twist/tuck is ok. Bread box is a whimsical idea from when material science was advanced enough to make horseshoes. Everything else either requires more plastic/steps or wrecks the bread.

There's really no argument here.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 5 days ago

Preferred but not listed: twist tie. Superior to the clip and usually not plastic but instead thin wire and paper.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 5 days ago

A slip-knot works too, if there's enough bag length to pull it off. I don't get the bread box option, there's too much sure exposure, it's gonna make your bread go stale.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Why would you do anything else than neutral evil? Waste of time and plastics.

Chaotic good should be: only buy fresh bread and it's considered ruined and garbage the next day so why bother with bags.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

If you have fresh baguettes and they go stale, just cut them into slices and stick them in the toaster oven for a bit and you've pretty much got those fancy dried bread snacks for way cheaper than they usually sell for.

[–] scheep@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

always using a bag clip. Reusing the bag clip if it needs to be eaten soon (e.g. at a party) since it's less of a fuss to remove it.

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

You don't arrange them in your bread basket?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

Freezer that ish

[–] 0range@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.

It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.

Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)

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[–] b34k@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What about a bread bag? Like the kind Keeki makes? Thats what I use.

Where would those fall?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I had to look it up. Apparently it's cloth, sealed with beeswax. I wonder how you're supposed to clean it.

[–] b34k@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

You just turn it inside out and wash with cold water and soap when needed. Then dry in the sun.

[–] dukepontus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

This is all evil cuz you are buying it in plastic packaging.

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