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The printer was removed from my library years ago because it was broken: they didn't have anybody to fix it and didn't want to buy a new one.

This is me. Now that I work from home, if I need to print something (maybe 3 times per year), I use a mailing service that will print a pdf and send it to my place. It cost 2€ per document, takes 2-3 days to arrive, but it is still cheaper and less painful than buying a printer.

Don't give me the remote when watching a show on Prime. That X-Ray feature is dope.

fruits are kind of a dessert, right? so are brownies.

The Refregirator (yeah, it's a thing: https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0102767/), It's a haunted / gate of hell fridge attacking a couple who just moved in a shitty appartment. Even if you unplug it, it still tries to eat you or send his minions (toaster, blender...) so I'll surely die horribly but I'm all for fighting against electric appliances.

you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.

Welcome to the Aitre St Maclou in Rouen! The cemetery was full in the XVIth century, so they built a nice building to keep the old corpses on the upper floors, all windows opened to everything can be nicely ventilated. 200 years later, they turned it into a school.

A more accurate opinion from the government would be: "she's radical left so no one cares"

Frankenstein. Robert de Niro.

Good coffee is a major perk. Work from home haters always bring up how important it is to socialise during "coffee breaks" but how enjoyable is it to drink that burnt ass-taste budget watery joe while repeating "nice weather" to random people?

Anything Luc Besson. The scenarios are at most generic stereotypes with empty characters, with the usual ultra cringe sexy girl-child. People love his 5th Element, which is at best a generic action-scifi B movie, with no inspiration except purely stealing from Moebius. He doesn't know how to hold a camera, and he's even worse when it comes to editing. As a French, I'm surrounded by people who grew up with his movies and are very emotional about it so I can't say it too loud but... I hate it soooo much. (and yeah, he's a sex offender... who could have guessed?)

why not all three