db2

joined 2 years ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

He really wants to get his hand in the Pocket pool.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was in both, in the sequel it's not the exact quote though, Jack is complaining at him about not being able to find a doctor to do it.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The Ultra Sysadmin. Bring the sacrifice.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Recognizing that is the far healthier alternative, it lets you deal with it rather than having it fester until you break.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

Said the dufus larping parenthood online.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

At least he's doing his part.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Gotta kill a few people. Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That's a terrible idea, but it's your money to lose.

 

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That's what you get for buying your avocado toast at Wally World.

 

Music video by Todd McFarlane

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They tried to tell us

 
 
 
 
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