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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My players killed a BBEG, who was a worm that walks. When reduced to 0 hp, the worms scatter and you're supposed to do an AoE attack to kill them and prevent the bbeg from reforming.

They had an alchemist with fire bombs but the druid opted to turn into an anteater instead and eat the BBEG lol

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

Waste not want not, right?

[–] RollForInitiative@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a storyline in Guild Wars 2 (spoilers ahead):

HUGE Guild Wars 2 living world season 4 (?) spoilerOne major antagonist named Joko is a lich, meaning he is kinda unkillable. During the story he is eaten by a major character, a dragon named Aurene. This ensures that he is truly dead. Earlier in the story he already died once and resurrected.

Later on Aurene even resurrects using his power because she ate him.

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Braham’s loud ass nervous laugh screaming Praise Joko will live in my head forever.

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It would be really funny if they weren't expecting it to

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The druid at my table 100% would do this just because they can. If I ruled that they can get hp from it, it would've been a bonus surprise to them lol

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

"Wow, cool. How many additional HPs did I get?"

adding up calorie intake

"Two."