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submitted 1 week ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

slap 🖐️

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Noooo… You got it all wrong, it’s the bottom soil you gotta slap. SMH

(If they gave their consent of course)

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Brat by slapping the top soil, it can't go badly.

[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 6 days ago

What about cutting the bottom soil open and letting all the dirt spill out? 🤤

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Something satisfying about touching grass and slapping the soil.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Toxic gardening culture.

[–] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Get out of my head

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Top soil, bottom soil, bottom of a top soil ...

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that a thing people do, is it?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago

Don't act like you've never slapped the top soil before. Or at least a bag of Miracle Grow.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I have managed to restrain myself from doing that, but I always regret it