Noooo… You got it all wrong, it’s the bottom soil you gotta slap. SMH
(If they gave their consent of course)
this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
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Brat by slapping the top soil, it can't go badly.
What about cutting the bottom soil open and letting all the dirt spill out? 🤤
Something satisfying about touching grass and slapping the soil.
Toxic gardening culture.
Get out of my head
Top soil, bottom soil, bottom of a top soil ...
Is that a thing people do, is it?
Don't act like you've never slapped the top soil before. Or at least a bag of Miracle Grow.
I have managed to restrain myself from doing that, but I always regret it
slap 🖐️