this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] macji@pawb.social 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I sent this to my girlfriend, then when she flipped it over I flashed my titties at her.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

The happy ending

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's from the new creature commandos show that came out last year.

The skeleton character is voiced by Alan Tudyk.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like venture brothers or something similar

[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Creature Commandos

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

it was then that I realized, I'm the boob

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, got spoop

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

The boob was me all along! 😩

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 7 points 3 weeks ago

God damnit i've been played

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

It worked, my boobs are growing as we speak

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Bruh mark that nsfw

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not the first time I have been conned with Boobs.
Hurts the same.