B E A N posting is peak
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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We should engrave all the bean memes on granite tablets and bury them in a mine for future generations.
IN BEANS WE TRUST
Faba Vult!
One small step for beans... One.. giant leap for beankind
I remember Beanpollo 13. The 5-alarm chili was too spicy and they blew a panel off the service module
New people don't know how it's bean.
Lima be kind to them anyway
I Cannellini take so much
Are you Kidney? We can do this all day long.
I would Faba not
Say it ain’t pinto
Say it ain't so
Your bean is a fart maker
Say it ain't so
My bean is a wind breaker
-Beanzer
Somebody's Bush's
Is crowding my lunchbox
Somebody's baked beans
Is giving me thrills
Guess I'll just feast my eyes
Oh yeah
Alright
Feels good
Inside
This looks clever, but I'm wracking my brain, and I can't connect the reference.
It’s the first verse of the same song
Wow. I am dense today. Thanks for clearing that up and bean kind about it.
At the end of the day, we're all human beans.