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Bun Alert System

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A place to alert others/be alerted of bun sightings.

The smoler the bun the better, please see this for an explanation: https://xkcd.com/1682/

RULES:

  1. Be kind to each other. Buns are cute, cuddly, and nice. Be like buns.

  2. Posts should be images of buns doing bun things. Bun things include eating, chilling, playing, hopping, and sleeping. You wouldn't want to be alerted of a capybara doing calculus through the Bun Alert System, would you? For other bun discussion, see some other communities below.

  3. Images should be of living, healthy, happy buns. The Bun Alert System exists to bring smiles to bun enjoyers around the world, not sour frowns.

  4. Keep it suitable for all bun enjoyers. Nothing too freaky or NSFW.

  5. With respect to this community, moderators are the smolest buns. Please shoot us a message if you have questions or concerns!

INSPIRED BY https://xkcd.com/1871/

Other unaffiliated bun communities on the fediverse (probably not exhaustive):

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[โ€“] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I met a bunman from an antique lab who said: "Two vast and fluffy legs of stone stand in the fields.

Near them, on the grass half sunk a long-eared visage lies, whose frown and cautious lip, and sneer of cute command tell that its sculptor well those passions read which yet survive, stamped on these rabbit things the hand that mocked them, and the fur that fed.

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is Bun, the King of Buns. Look on this Bun, ye fluffy, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that colossal Bun, boundless and bare the lone and level grasses stretch far away."

[โ€“] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Long bun is long