"Eat some pasta, baby."
"Thanks grandminator."
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The man should've had a bullet hole in his forehead.
Ah yes the Cyberdyne Systems Babushka-800
Tough on plow, tougher on weeds
Sit! Sit down. I just made some synthetic 5w30. Or would you rather prefer 5w40 or 5w50. I can warm up some 50 leftover in the fridge. You should be taking your 100s. Nuclear winters are very cold these days. Where's the steel wool sweater bubby knit for you? Gave it to your girlfriend, yes? So... how is everything by you?
“I need your coat, your shawl, and your potatoes.”