this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
656 points (99.5% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

31832 readers
3908 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
top 25 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Similarly I got someone an ocarina with the zelda sheet music

Oh, what a cute noisy present. Perfect to stay at gift giver's place when you visit!

[–] don@lemm.ee 70 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ugh, that movie was so long ago, can we all please just let it go.

[–] praxis@pawb.social 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly at this point we gotta turn away and slam the door

[–] jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Diehard fans may disagree with you. Personally I don't care what they're going to say

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think die hard fans care about this movie at all tbh.

To be honest, they never bothered me anyway 🤷

Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

you guys don't hate enough, try kids sized drum set

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I bought my son a drum kit so guess I just love my kids. It's loud in my house now, but during garage sale someone thought it was stereo and was impressed that it was my 16 year old son jamming. So got that going for me.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I gave one a bow and arrow set. It was very fun. For me

[–] modus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I gave my kid a Glock 19. He wins most arguments now.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Big fake plastic microphone with reverb springs in it

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I did buy that (and the aforementioned drum) for my friends kids.

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

nah, get them a toy karaoke set

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As if 21st century kids have the patience to learn to play a musical instrument voluntarily...

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago

Learn? No.

Play? Yes.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Welp... I'm off to search for a shitty recorder version of Let It Go.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

I remember the call of the Hot Crossed Buns.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

As a childless uncle, this looks like a perfect gift.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Meh, they can practice in their room and I’ll be super proud ever time they show me progress.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I like my friend a lot and I adore her kids. I always get her kids an annoying toys. One of them got this a couple of years ago. Goes great with the drum I got a few years earlier.

No batteries though. They just take them out.

I really enjoy getting them "kids" books that aren't really for kids. But now I do give her notice because the 8 year is probably starting to not go over her head.

They have enjoyed "go the fuck to sleep", "Marlon bundo" and others.

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It might not be such a bad idea to start cheap.

If the child puts in some effort and gets results, maybe give wt:thon a much better one.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Rattle for the baby!

Drum set for the kids!

oh cmon you could get them a tin whistle