this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Probably just a heart attack

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

Heart palpitations guaranteed

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 1 points 1 month ago

how many calories is that?

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You have 30 minutes of the jitters and 4 and half hours in the bathroom.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Caffeine has a half-life elimination so I’d say 5 hours of double. Then more hours of half of double.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

7.5 hours of 1.5 energy boost